Haha, that was one of my favorite lines. But if you thought that was a tear jerker, just be thankful I didn’t mention Fry’s dog. I can’t even watch that episode without turning it off before the end.
It was sort of my final test for her. If she would tolerate my nerdiness on the biggest day of her life in front of all her family and friends, then she would tolerate it forever.
so everyone gets Rick Rolled….and by far the best wedding vows ive heard, atleast better than my brothers vows that compare himself and his wife as a pair of socks long separated now found…
Man, I’m choked that I wasn’t able to be there when this all went down. On a related note, your wife is so cool she doesn’t happen to have an available sister who enjoys men in their 30s who are “slightly” mentally askew, does she?
Well…. Against all better judgement, I suppose I’ll accept the 15 year old. I’ll be introduced to her as Uncle Shaun and then one day she’ll wake up and BOOM she won’t be able to live without me. Probably because of the drugs I’ve slowly been putting in her food, but it could also be love. Who am I to judge? WHO??
Hmmm, that whole One Direction and Bieber thing could be a problem. Especially since I’m a devoted The Wanted fan… :p But I’m sure I could find some other drugs that could solve that problem.
And James Cabral, you just mind your own business!!
Why, WHY would you tell him that you have a 15 year old sister? *laughs* That’s like telling a grizzly bear you have pockets full of honey. A grizzy bear with a chainsaw. Who has just dropped 16 hits of acid.
Remember the good old days? It was a simpler time, with Nintendo, Super Nintendo, and Sega Genesis. A time when video games were just coming into their prime. A time when video game systems didn't die unexpectedly after a year. No, those old systems were built to last, and not just because of their hardware, but because of their software too. Relive the carefree days of yore here at JohnnyOldschool.com. Lean back, grab a pint, and enjoy the ravings of a loudmouth malcontent as he drunkenly relives his childhood, and struggles to come to terms with modern day media.
Nice man ! shes a lucky gal
1And I’m a lucky guy for having her put up with my nerdisms.
2HAHA! Best vows ever!
+10 Intarwebz to you, Johnny.
3I cried in joy ;_;
4The Leela to my Philip J. Frye…. *tear* :’)
5Haha, that was one of my favorite lines. But if you thought that was a tear jerker, just be thankful I didn’t mention Fry’s dog. I can’t even watch that episode without turning it off before the end.
6I must say it is almost as good but more epic than the best man speech I wrote while drunk for my brother’s wedding that I never made it to
7Ric Rolling your wife ah well it ended nicely anyway. Also your lucky she puts up with ur crap johnny
8It was sort of my final test for her. If she would tolerate my nerdiness on the biggest day of her life in front of all her family and friends, then she would tolerate it forever.
I’d say she passed the test with flying colors.
9good point
10Epic vows^^
11so everyone gets Rick Rolled….and by far the best wedding vows ive heard, atleast better than my brothers vows that compare himself and his wife as a pair of socks long separated now found…
12I hate socks. If he had mentioned socks in his vows I would have walked out. Trufax.
13i hope i get to have nerdy vows like that *sniffles and wipes his eyes* WHAT! ..i’m not crying i’m a MAN! men don’t cry!!! *beats his chest*…….owwww!
14Man, I’m choked that I wasn’t able to be there when this all went down. On a related note, your wife is so cool she doesn’t happen to have an available sister who enjoys men in their 30s who are “slightly” mentally askew, does she?
15Haha I have two sister. Older is happily married and younger is only 15. Sorry Shaun!
16Well…. Against all better judgement, I suppose I’ll accept the 15 year old. I’ll be introduced to her as Uncle Shaun and then one day she’ll wake up and BOOM she won’t be able to live without me. Probably because of the drugs I’ve slowly been putting in her food, but it could also be love. Who am I to judge? WHO??
17Well, I can’t say I support it. Also she only listens to One Direction and Justin Bieber.
18I think your gonna have to test her food from now on.
19Hmmm, that whole One Direction and Bieber thing could be a problem. Especially since I’m a devoted The Wanted fan… :p But I’m sure I could find some other drugs that could solve that problem.
And James Cabral, you just mind your own business!!
20Why, WHY would you tell him that you have a 15 year old sister? *laughs* That’s like telling a grizzly bear you have pockets full of honey. A grizzy bear with a chainsaw. Who has just dropped 16 hits of acid.
21Well as long as it’s not a drunk grizzly bear with a chainsaw after dropping 16 hits of acid. then we’d have a problem
22Yes Sir!
23